Pile of Grading

This is an accurate example of what I woke up to find this morning outside of my house.  It wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t the pumpkin my toddler of a son had picked out with his Grandma.  However, I did tell the students a reward would be given to finding the culprit.  A student asked what I would do when they found them and I said I didn’t know.  Her response?  ”You should punch them in the face… or wait… you should smash a pumpkin in their face.”   Needless to say, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I’m probably going to go down a different road.